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There are a few things in life that are sure to push my buttons and send me from calm, cool and collected to disgusted, irritated and angry. Among those are: Gum that someone decided to spit out on the ground, which I inevitably step in. This of course is followed by me sticking my way across the remainder of the sidewalk, or parking lot, and spending five minutes trying to scrape it off my shoe without touching it. Leaving drops of pee on the toilet seat. Let’s be real lad

How many times can a person play crazy eights before it begins to make them crazy? Six. You can play it six times. Beyond that, the crazies start to mess with your mind and you begin to feel an urge to grab a pair of scissors and gleefully cut up every... single... card. Okay. I can tell that a little perspective is in order. The subtle breakdown doesn’t actually happen solely as a result of playing consecutive games of crazy eights. In order to reach this pinnacle of